Cataleen Glasgow Escort
Have you ever wondered what tranny escorts might hide under their tartan miniskirt? Then call Cataleen Glasgow to arrange your time together in her flat in Shawlands and find out!
Hi From TV Cataleen!
Hi guys!
My name’s Cataleen, but my friends call me Cat. I’m a naughty transgender escort and sensual mistress, based in the Shawlands area of Glasgow’s southside.
I would call myself a TV escort, rather than a TS escort or a shemale escort; I also identify with the terms trans, bi-gender, gender fluid and non-binary.
I’m free most days in my compact and bijou flat to entertain you for tranny escort incalls, between 12 noon and 6 pm, Monday through Friday, though I can sometimes meet earlier and later than this if you give me enough notice. I now take weekends off to recharge my batteries.
Discretion is of the utmost importance to me and will be upheld always: before, during and after we meet. This is the main reason why I don’t use a mobile to confirm appointments. Also, ping-ponging messages on SMS or WhatsApp is really annoying and time-consuming. Calling me is the simplest and quickest way to arrange our time together.
By the way, if you’re wondering where my adult chat 09 numbers have gone, they’re now housed on their own specific site. Just click the PHONE SEX button at the top of the page, or the link on the drop-down menu at the top; its banner is also near the bottom of the page in the INTERESTING LINKS section.
Cataleen x
TV Cataleen Escort Glasgow
Cataleen prides herself in offering a professional Glasgow TV escort service. Experienced in helping nervous guys unwind, relax and enjoy their time, she has a variety of rates to suit everyone’s budget and will never charge more than the agreed fee.
TS Cataleen Glasgow is always happy to help first-timers fulfil their ultimate trans girl escort fantasies.
She charges £80 for 30 minutes and £120 for 1 hour. Please see the FEES SECTION for more options.
TS Cataleen will never haggle or charge for “extras”.
Meeting Trans Escort Cataleen
My 0141 number is a standard geographic local rate number; however, for reasons of security and simplicity, it doesn’t accept SMS messages or withheld numbers. Please also note that unlike a lot of TS escorts in Glasgow, I’m not available to travel to you for an outcall.
Parking is free on my quiet, discreet street, and shower facilities are always available for you if you’d like to freshen up after work. Please visit the MAP SECTION for a GoogleMap of my location in Shawlands G41.
Have a read at the other pages on this site for more detail. If you have any questions that aren’t answered in the FAQ SECTION about my Glasgow TV escort service, then please don’t hesitate to call me to ask.
I look forward to your call!
Fully Versatile GFE Escort
Unlike some trans girls, I am happy with my body the way it is and do not want to undergo surgical procedures to alter it.
As a result of this, I am not taking hormones and am able to offer a fully active service when requested of me, without any problems in performance.
Alternatively, I am also happy to take the passive role with more dominant clients. A fully versatile trans escort is one who is equally comfortable taking an active or a passive role.
Trans Mistress Tranny Dominatrix
If the BDSM world is more your thing, I will be delighted to introduce you to my alter ego: Mistress Cataleen.
As a Sensual Mistress, I enjoy exacting discipline on my slaves and submissives and have them worship me appropriately.
Incur my wrath and you will be made to suffer the consequences… or maybe you want to feel the sharp sting of Mistress’s riding crop!
Sensual Tranny Massage
I am more than able to iron out any first-time jitters by giving a slow, sensual candlelit massage. With or without oil, it’s up to you. I also have fragrance-free moisturiser if you prefer not to leave smelling of aloe vera!
I am not a trained masseuse, but I have had plenty of experience giving massage, so you can relax and enjoy my skilful touch.
I rarely get nervous meeting new people, but giving a massage also helps me relax into our experience.
Trans Escort Cataleen's Location
Hector Rd, Shawlands, Glasgow G41 3QD
Incall Availability
Although my 0141 phone number is live from 10 am till 10 pm daily, I am not always able to meet so early and so late. I am almost always available to meet between 12 noon and 6 pm, Monday to Friday. Please give me plenty of notice if you’d like to meet earlier or later than these hours, and note that I take weekends off.
My 0141 number is a standard geographic local rate number. It doesn’t accept SMS or withheld numbers. Please note that I am not available to travel to you for an outcall.
You will be visiting my own private apartment where discretion is always assured. It is located on a quiet street in a good part of the southside of Glasgow. Parking is free. Please note that finding a parking space can be a bit trickier after 6 pm, and at the weekends.
If travelling to me by train, there is a train at 45 minutes past the hour, from Glasgow Central Station to Shawlands station. As you can see from the map above, Pollokshaws East station is also very close to my flat. Shawlands station is 4 stops from Glasgow Central; the journey takes about 12 minutes.
If you prefer to taxi it to my flat, then it costs around £8 in a private hire, and slightly more in a hackney, from Glasgow city centre. I’m happy to recommend a private hire taxi company to you during our phone call.
Contact Cataleen
Cataleen Glasgow
Glasgow TV Escort
Hector Road, Shawlands
Glasgow, G41 3QD
Cataleen's Fees
Cataleen's incall charges for 2024:
£80 = 30 mins
£100 = 45 mins
£120 = 60 mins
£160 = 90 mins
£200 = 2 hours
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* Cash only!
* 15 mins: N/A
* Outcalls: N/A
* Overnights: N/A
CATALEEN'S PRICES TILL JAN 2025
I charge very competitively compared to other trans escorts in Glasgow. I realise that money isn’t growing on trees at the moment, so I’ve decided not to raise my prices in line with inflation, and to freeze them again for another year. If you think this is unfair on me, please feel free to tip me!
I will, however, be raising my fees slightly as of January 2025.
Please remember that an escort charges you for the length of time that you’d like to spend with them, and not for specific things that you’d like to do with them.
For first-time clients, shorter sessions are sometimes easier; longer sessions are often chosen by those who are more experienced with trans girls; but ultimately, the decision is entirely up to you.
Paying me at the start of our time is always a good idea: being the blonde bimbo that I sometimes am, I’ve been known on the odd occasion to forget to ask for my fee!
I don’t accept app transfers, bank transfers or PayPal payments: I only accept cash.
Please note that I am only available for incalls in my flat in Shawlands: I’m not available to travel to your flat or hotel for an outcall.
Also, don’t ask me to haggle with you over my prices. These are the rates that I’ve decided that I’m comfortable charging, and I will not reduce them, no matter how nicely you ask.
£80 is my minimum fee; I don’t do “15-minute quickies” for any less: it’s not worth my time and effort, as I like to look my best for all my clients.
Unlike a lot of less scrupulous escorts, I will never charge you more than the sum that we agreed in our initial phone conversation: it’s part of MY POLICY that I will never charge for “extras”.
FAQs (Questions I'm Frequently Asked)
I offer a variety of services dependent on the clients I see, as everyone is into different things. I would say that I am a full GFE escort, masseuse and sensual mistress. Please see the ABOUT ME section for a more complete description of my services. Ultimately, though, I am here to fulfil your fantasies and give you the experience that you are looking for.
I will never consider anything painful, filthy or unsafe. I am fastidious about being safe and get a full sexual health check-up around every 3 months. Please bear in mind that even though I stay as safe as I possibly can, ultimately, I cannot be held responsible for other people’s sexual health: you are responsible for arranging your own check-ups. Please see MY POLICY SECTION for the date of my latest sexual health check all-clear.
My fee depends on the length of time that you’d like to spend with me. It varies from £80 for 30 minutes to £200 for 2 hours. Please see my FEES SECTION for a full breakdown. I recommend a 30-minute or a 1 hour-appointment for your first time with a trans girl. Please note that I don’t haggle over my prices, and I don’t offer an overnight service. I also do not offer 15-minute “quickies”, as they’re not worth my time and effort.
No. There have been a few callers asking me if I take Bitcoin, online payments via PayPal or direct transfers into my bank account. For reasons of security and discretion, I only take cash.
I am based in the Shawlands area of the southside of Glasgow on a quiet, discreet street with free parking. Please see the LOCATION section for a GoogleMap of my location. For those of you who don’t know the southside well, I’m not too far from Hampden Park, and also Queens Park. Please note that parking on my street can sometimes be trickier after 6pm.
No, sorry, I only meet guys. I’ve actually never had sex with a girl, and doubt that I ever will now! Neither will I meet more than one guy at a time.
All of my photos on this site are selfies. I used a tripod stand for my mobile, and a remote control button to take the photos when I was in position. If you look closely at my hands in some of the photos, you can actually make out the white plastic remote control button!
I managed to stop smoking in 2016, using a vape machine, so if you’re looking for a “smoking service”, then I’m afraid I can’t offer one. I don’t even vape now either! If you’re a smoker, please ask me for an ashtray – I’m not holier than thou, and remember how annoying it is not to be able to smoke when you really need one. I’ve got an air filtration unit in my bedroom, so don’t feel bad about leaving lingering smoke odour.
As I don’t drive, I’m only available for incalls in my flat in Shawlands. Neither do I tour the UK.
Yes, I am fully versatile (both active and passive). I’m not taking hormones, so providing a fully active service is no problem for me.
The vast majority of the guys I meet are newbies with trans girls, so I’m skilled at helping nervous guys to relax. I am always flattered if a guy chooses me for their first-time experience. Unfortunately, first-timers are also highly likely to be no-shows. I appreciate that there is often a fear of the unknown, and that jitters can get the better of people, but If someone arranges to meet me and doesn’t turn up without having the courtesy to cancel, then I’m left with no choice but to block their number, so that they don’t become a “repeat offender”.
Sorry no. My 0141 number doesn’t accept text messages and cannot be added to WhatsApp messenger. Voice SMS is also disabled on my number. I don’t use mobiles for reasons of discretion, as they’re not the most secure means of communication these days.
I’m afraid not. Calling my 0141 number is now the only way to arrange your time with me. Being a busy little bee, I’m not often glued to my computer screen, so calling me is the quickest and easiest way to arrange our time together. I need to hear someone’s voice before I consider inviting them up to my flat.
No. My 0141 number automatically blocks calls from withheld numbers. I appreciate your need for discretion, but my personal security is more important to me. A lot of disingenuous and problematic clients want to hide their number, and I have to avoid them. I hope you understand why I have to do this.
I am up to date with all vaccinations for which I’m eligible: Hepatitis A, Hepatitis B, HPV, seasonal flu, Covid-19, Smallpox and Meningitis. The Smallpox vaccine gives good cover for Mpox (Monkeypox), and the Meningitis vaccine gives some cover against Gonnorhea.
I have naughty photos and videos that you can view for a few credits on my MY ADULTWORK PROFILE.
I am almost always free from 12 noon till 6 pm, Monday till Friday. I am sometimes available to meet clients I know later than 6 pm if you give me enough notice. My 0141 number automatically goes on silent at 10 pm and comes back on at 10 am the next morning; so, if you call me after 10 pm or before 10 am, I won’t hear your call ringing, and your call will just ring out. Please don’t be disappointed to hear that I take weekends off – even the wicked need to rest occasionally!
You can see a summary in my AVAILABILITY section.
Cataleen's Gallery
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Terms & Conditions
Policy of Cataleen, your Glasgow Shawlands based TV Escort
Cataleen Certifies That She:
- Provides a drug- and alcohol-free service.
- Will isolate if she tests positive for a virus until she is no longer infectious.
- Passed a full sexual heath check-up on 30th October 2024, for tests taken on the 23rd.
- Will continue to have a full check-up around every 3 months.
- Is highly protected against getting HIV, as she is taking generic Descovy® as PrEP.
- Is up to date with all vaccines: Hep A, Hep B, HPV, Covid-19, Flu, Smallpox & Meningits.
- Will respect your need for total privacy and complete discretion at all times.
- Will at no point pass on your contact number or email address to third parties.
- Will never charge for "extras", i.e. more than the fee agreed during your phone call.
- Answers all calls herself on her local rate 0141 number and live premium rate 09 number.
- Will not maintain, or initiate, contact with you unless expressly given consent to do so.
You Accept That:
- Cataleen's fees are non-negotiable and are for time and companionship only.
- Cataleen has the right to decline any caller, for any reason, without explanation.
- Cataleen will not meet any caller who is under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
- Cataleen will blacklist your number if you have been disrespectful or wasted her time.
- Cataleen can only be held responsible for taking care of her own sexual health.
- You are responsible for taking care of your own mental, sexual and physical health.
- Cataleen's premium rate live chat and recorded stories are for entertainment purposes only.
You Testify That:
- You are 18 years of age or older.
- You will not make this website available to minors.
- You are not offended by adult material or LGBTQ+ subject matter.
Cataleen's Reviews
Here are some 5-star reviews of Cataleen’s TV Escort Services from her old website…
About the Venue Score: 9/10
Physical Score: 10/10
Personality Score: 10/10
Services Score: 9/10
About the Meeting Score: 10/10
- Dave from Liverpool
I had a wonderful time with a very cultured, sexy lady. Will definitely be back soon.
Cataleen looked even better than her pictures.
Cataleen is a very friendly lady who makes you feel at ease right away, with a very sexy voice.
A gentleman never tells, but all the services advertised were available.
I am not going to write a pornographic novel, although I might submit it in my erotica one day, the best thing would be just go and experience it for yourself. Easily the best way to spend a Tuesday afternoon in sunny Glasgow! I got there on time and Cataleen was waiting with a smile and a drink (non-alcoholic). We chatted about various things in a very relaxed manner and then had a lot of fun together. At no point was there any hint about clock watching; just two people enjoying each others company in and out of bed.
About the Venue Score: 10/10
Physical Score: 10/10
Personality Score: 10/10
Services Score: 10/10
About the Meeting Score: 10/10
- C from Glasgow
Easy to find. Quiet Street with plenty of parking. Discreet entrance to apartment. Flat was scrupulously clean. Safe, welcoming and relaxing surroundings.
Cataleen was immaculately presented. Gorgeous, mesmerising eyes, beautiful features and great personality. Tight dress, accentuating curves and amazing bum. Hold ups, long legs and great high heels. Pictures do not do Cataleen justice. Even more stunning in person!
Cataleen has an outstanding personality. Really friendly, welcoming and outgoing. The GFE was wonderful. Exceeded all my expectations.
A Full Girlfriend Experience.
Walked into the spacious bedroom to see Cataleen looking sexy and beautiful on the bed. Great conversation to put me at ease. Lay together cuddling and passionately kissing. Luscious legs wrapped around me as we massaged each other. Cataleen has amazing oral skills. She enjoyed my stroking and massaging her wonderful surprise. More kissing and cuddling. Cataleen has a perfect, pert and tight bum. An amazing experience. Cataleen never watched the clock and really made the whole experience fantastic. Offered a shower both before and after the date in a spacious, scrupulously clean bathroom. Truly outstanding service!
About the Venue Score: 10/10
Physical Score: 10/10
Personality Score: 10/10
Services Score: 10/10
About the Meeting Score: 10/10
- Kevin from Liverpool
Met at Cataleen’s spotlessly clean and welcoming apartment in a good area just to the south of Glasgow city centre. I felt very safe and comfortable. I went by taxi for sake of ease and took the train back, but there was plenty of on street parking. I was offered refreshments before and after. The apartment is in a block, and I was buzzed in discreetly.
Cataleen is tall and slim, very feminine, legs looked wondrous in stockings and heels – and a nice surprise under the little black dress.
Cataleen is very chatty and friendly; I could have talked to her all day.
A Full Girlfriend Experience is what I wanted and what I got.
I had contacted Cataleen the day before by phone and we agreed that I would confirm attendance the next morning, which I did. I took a taxi out for simplicity’s sake, but there was a train station near her apartment, which I used to get back to the city. After sorting out the paperwork and an introductory chat, we were straight into action, much sensual kissing and oral led to us both enjoying ourselves. Afterwards, we had a long chat about life, the universe and Lanarkshire! If I had felt able to go for round 2, I am sure we would have, but I was more than happy with our meeting as it was. I felt welcomed and at ease and would like to return very soon. If I could give Cataleen 100/10 I would!
About the Venue Score: 10/10
Physical Score: 10/10
Personality Score: 10/10
Services Score: 10/10
About the Meeting Score: 10/10
- Joe from Glasgow
Clear directions given by Cataleen, and she was extremely friendly on initial meet. Cataleen’s flat was very clean and tidy.
Cataleen was dressed very seductively in lovely lingerie; I’m a sucker for stockings. Cataleen’s pictures do not do her justice.
Cataleen sets you an ease from the first hello; extremely friendly and never an awkward moment; no complaints whatsoever.
Excellent experience. I highly recommend a visit to Cataleen.
Had a smashing time with Cataleen; I think we both did. Without going into explicit details, I was delighted with our meet and will definitely be going back again soon. Cataleen offered shower facilities and also offered beverages. At no time during our meet did I feel rushed. Cataleen offers a very relaxed and comfortable environment in which to ensure an enjoyable experience. Totally turned on by her sexy voice, and Cataleen certainly knows how to please you. I can honestly say I was still excited thinking about our time on my way back to my office! Thanks again Cataleen, and see you soon.
- Andy from Glasgow
I was with Cataleen the other night and what can I say but she is truly awesome. She made me feel so relaxed. I was very nervous, but she put me at ease immediately. She massaged me before stripping me, and then the real fun began… Wearing one of her sexy outfits, she had a magic touch, which got me going instantly! Mmm… it was so good! We played with each other for a while, and then Cataleen pulled out her whip – loved that, babe! Simply amazing! I will be going back for more soon. If you want to experience a TV/CD, Cataleen is the girl to go to! Top marks, babe: 10/10.
- Stuart from Edinburgh
Thanks so much, Cataleen! My Miss Scotland. You’re amazing – not to mention the boots!
- Steve from Birmingham
Cataleen lives in a nice, spacious flat in a bijou enclave. She’s educated and intelligent (they don’t always coincide, but in her case they do). The conversation flows easily. She’s feminine with the proverbial nice surprise. She gives a nice massage to get things going. Her skin is smooth and soft; her sense of humour slightly sardonic. Highly recommended.
- Mark from Glasgow
I visited Cataleen just before Christmas, which was my fourth visit, and this visit was as sexy as always. I was excited within two minutes of walking through the door. Cataleen looked spectacularly sexy in sheer lace panties, and it wasn’t long before she was right next to me. It was amazing. She is a truly wonderful girl, always immaculate and very, very feminine. I can’t praise her skills enough and can’t wait to visit again for a repeat performance.
- Mike from Glasgow
Cataleen is as beautiful as she is skilled and perceptive. Upon arrival, my stomach was doing cartwheels, and I am pretty sure my heart was beating faster than light can move. Meeting the beautiful Mistress Cataleen made it skip a beat. She knew me for what I was: a T-Girl virgin and nervous as hell, but she was quick to calm me and rein in my nerves. Warm and affectionate but with a wicked twist when dealing with a sissy sub like myself. I will truly never forget her beautiful eyes as she looked into my soul and fulfilled my fantasies… and more!!! I hope to visit again soon. Brush aside your fears and trepidation. If you do, it’s nothing but reward on the other side.
- Glen from Melbourne
The reviews on Cataleen’s website were all so positive but still did not prepare me for such a warm and friendly greeting. I was immediately put at ease, and this was followed by a blissful two hours with Cataleen. I enjoyed the experience so much that I returned again before leaving Glasgow. Cataleen sounds gorgeous, looks gorgeous and is gorgeous!
- 'Castle' from Inverness
We met at Cataleen’s home: lovely place, especially the bedroom; very easy to find and given I had driven 250 miles to get there, I went straight to her address. Parking in the area is no problem and felt very safe. Cataleen was dressed in stockings, very nice panties and also a lovely top. She was really a mirror image of her photographs.
Cataleen was extremely friendly, very talkative (loquacious… lol), the conversation was wonderful and, dare I say, what one would expect from someone who is well educated. I availed myself of several of the services offered by Cataleen and have no doubt that if I wanted to try some more that they would have been available.
On arrival at Cataleen’s, I had a shower and could also have had so at the end, but I wanted to smell her perfume on me as I drove home. I had a wonderful time with a wonderful girl, and when it came to an end, I was totally satisfied. I am too much of a gentleman to completely describe what went on between us and I am sure that as a lady, that is what Cataleen would expect. Suffice to say, I was very satisfied with our meet.
I sincerely hope that Cataleen enjoyed our time together as much as I did, and the only person keeping an eye on the clock was me, as she went out of her way to accommodate me, so I was not going to inconvenience her.
All in all, a lovely, lovely girl and a lovely, lovely time. Three hours well spent and in great conversation.
- Matt from Glasgow
Mistress Cataleen was simply superb – I cannot recommend highly enough! I arrived feeling slightly trepidatious, but she rapidly put me at complete ease. I had an afternoon which I will never forget; what an absolutely brilliant experience, with a stunning fun lady. In a nutshell, if you are even looking at her website considering should you get in touch or not, the answer is a definite YES!
- Sarah from Glasgow
I had a fabulous time with Cataleen. Though initially nervous, Cataleen quickly put me at ease. Cataleen didn’t rush my experience, and I felt I had all the time in the world for my transformation. She showed me exactly what to wear and do, and I felt, at all times, I was in good hands. Putting on women’s clothes for the first time for me was electric: I loved every minute of the wonderful experience that I had at the hands of my new friend. I never felt for a second rushed in anyway, and Cataleen only wanted to be sure that I was both comfortable and happy. I would recommend without a shadow of a doubt my experience to anyone.
- John from Skye
I didn’t quite know what to expect, but Cataleen was very easy to talk to and made me feel very comfortable and relaxed very quickly before giving me one of the most enjoyable experiences of my life!!! Very professional and would recommend to anyone. Definitely an experience I’m glad to have had!
About the Venue Score: 9/10
Physical Score: 9/10
Personality Score: 10/10
Services Score: 9/10
About the Meeting Score: 10/10
- Thom from New Jersey
I met Cataleen in her flat in the Shawlands area of Glasgow. It is very easy to get to, being about a 10-minute train journey from Glasgow Central and a further 3-minute walk from Pollokshaws East station. The area is quiet and clean, and I felt very comfortable. Cataleen’s flat is in a Victorian-era building and access is not a problem. Her flat is spacious and comfortable, and Cataleen immediately made me feel welcome by offering me a selection of beverages on arrival and the chance to have a shower…
Cataleen is a pretty, slender blonde whose photos accurately reflect her appearance. She was dressed to provide a nice, teasing appearance, providing a good idea of her charms, but not revealing any secrets! As the afternoon wore on, however, all of the good bits were gradually revealed.
Cataleen is a very friendly, outgoing girl, and it makes it very easy to talk to her. Within minutes I felt like an old friend.
As I am on the higher side of 50, needless to say, I did not try to avail myself of everything Cataleen has on her list; however, of the services that I requested, all were provided willingly and with a smile. I have no doubt that she will happily provide anything on her “do” list.
Being something of an “old school” personality, I am not comfortable revealing details of what Cataleen and I got up to during our afternoon; however, I had a few wonderful hours with her, and especially nice was the fact that I never felt rushed, or that she wanted me to go.
Having never visited Cataleen before, we spent the first 1/2 hour or so just talking and getting to know each other a bit. Needless to say, in addition to talk there was a certain amount of mutual touching and stroking also going on. I then availed myself of the shower, and after we had an extremely pleasant interlude in her bedroom where I think we were both satisfied with the results!
I visit the UK (from the US) on holiday nearly every year. This is the first time that I have visited an escort in Scotland and, to put it simply, can’t wait to return to see Cataleen next year. She is certainly worth a visit!
- Gary from Clydebank
I had the absolute pleasure of meeting Mistress Cataleen this afternoon. The pictures do not do her justice and she looks absolutely stunning in her sexy PVC catsuit and thigh high boots. She soon had me right where I wanted to be: dominated and taken control of. Not only a fantastic looker but she also has a wonderfully dirty, filthy mind that I thoroughly enjoyed. I had an absolutely great time – I only wish I had taken the plunge sooner! Thanks Mistress!
- Mark from London
Best experience of my life! As a straight guy, I was nervous (just like most of you would be) but I’d say the experience was more like a friendship than anything else: I wanted to dress up, and Cataleen was like my best friend showing me what I could wear and what make-up suited me best. It’s something I have never done before, but the fact that Cataleen is so genuine made the whole thing feel better than I ever imagined.
As far as clockwatching goes, with Cataleen there is no such thing.
I would recommend that if anyone wants to try this, don’t mess about wasting your time; just speak to Cataleen, and it will all fall into place more than you could ever dream.
Cataleen's Availability
Cataleen's Normal Hours Available
I prefer to meet between midday and 6 pm, Monday to Friday, though I can sometimes work earlier and later than these hours if you’ve given me plenty of notice.
I nearly always take weekends off to recharge my batteries.
My phone lines automatically go on silent at 10 pm and come back on again at 10 am the next morning; so if you call me between 10 pm and 10 am, I won’t hear your call. If I didn’t do this, my beauty sleep would get disturbed every night!
Have a look at the table here for a rough guide as to my hours of availability, but please call me to ask if you’re ever unsure.
