terms & conditions
You Testify That:
• You are 18 years of age or older, or of the age of consent relevant to your home country.
• You will not make this site available to minors.
• You are not offended by adult material or transgender subject matter.
• You accept that I have the right to decline any caller for any reason without explanation.
• You understand that if you are under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol, I will not entertain you.
• You realise that my fees are non-negotiable and will not try to haggle with me.
I Guarantee That:
• I will respect your privacy and need for total discretion at all times.
• I will never store your number unless you've been a no-show, in which case I will blacklist it.
• I will at no point pass on your contact number or email address to third parties.
• I will never initiate contact with you after we have met, unless we have agreed otherwise.
• I will never charge for "extras", i.e. more than the fee agreed during our initial phonecall.
• I am a drug-free service.
• All calls to my standard rate 0141 number and premium rate 09 number will be answered by me.
• I will never contemplate engaging in any risky behaviours or activites.
• I will continue to get fully tested every 13 weeks and am up to date with all currently available vaccinations. My latest all-clear given on Wednesday 13th November 2019.