Questions I'm Frequently Asked
What do you do, Cataleen?
I offer a variety of services dependent on the clients I see, as everyone is into different things. I would say that I am a full GFE escort, masseuse, dominatrix and phone sex provider. Please see the CATALEEN page for a more complete description of my services. Ultimately, though, I am here to facilitate your desires, fulfil your fantasies and give you the experience that you are looking for.
What do you charge?
My fee depends on the length of time that you'd like to spend with me. It varies from £80 for 30 minutes to £500 for 5 hours. Please see my FEES page for a full breakdown. I recommend a 30-minute or a 1 hour-appointment for your first time with a transgirl. Please note that I don't haggle over my prices.
Where are you based, Cataleen?
I am based in the Shawlands area of the southside of Glasgow on a quiet, discreet street with free parking. Please see the MAP page for a GoogleMap of my location. For those of you who don't know the southside well, I'm not too far from Hampden Park. Please note that parking on my street can sometimes be trickier after 6 p.m.
Do you meet couples?
No, sorry, I only meet guys. Neither will I meet more than one guy at a time.
Do you offer a TV dressing service, Cataleen?
I'm happy for you to borrow some of my clothes and to help make you up if that's what you're looking for. I recommend at least an hour-long appointment in order to give us enough time to get ready and relax. I'm also happy to take photos of you for your own private use. I recommend at least a 2-hour appointment for a makeover and photoshoot.
Do you smoke?
I managed to stop smoking in August 2016, using a vape machine, so if you're looking for a "smoking service", then I'm afraid I can't oblige. I don't even vape now either!
Are you able to travel to me for an outcall?
As I don't drive, I'm only available for incalls in my flat in Shawlands. Neither do I tour the UK.
Are you fully functional, Cataleen?
Yes I am fully versatile (both active and passive). I'm not taking hormones, so providing a fully active service is no problem for me.
I've never met a T-Girl before. Do you meet first-timers?
The vast majority of the guys I meet are newbies with transgirls, so I'm skilled at helping nervous guys to relax. I am always flattered if a guy chooses me for their first-time experience. Unfortunately, first-timers are also highly likely to be no-shows. I appreciate that there is often a fear of the unknown, and that jitters can get the better of people, but If someone arranges to meet me and doesn't turn up without having the courtesy to cancel, then I'm left with no choice but to block their number.
Can I SMS or WhatsApp you to book you?
Sorry no. My 0141 number doesn't accept text messages and cannot be added to WhatsApp messenger.
Can I email you to ask if you're available?
I'm afraid not. Calling my 0141 number is now the only way to arrange your time with me. My old email addresses were becoming SPAM central, so I decided not to include a contact form on this site. Being a busy little bee, I'm not often glued to my computer screen, so calling me is the quickest and easiest way to arrange our time together.
Can I withhold my number when calling you?
No. My 0141 number automatically blocks calls from withheld numbers. I appreciate your need for discretion, but my personal security is more important to me. A lot of disingenuous and problematic clients want to hide their number, and I have to avoid them. I hope you understand.
Is there anything you WON'T do, Cataleen?
I will never consider anything filthy, painful or unsafe. I have total respect for my health and the health of others. I get fully tested at least every 3 months. Please see the bottom of my POLICY page for the date of my latest test results.
Do you have any naughtier photos?!
I have naughty photos and videos that you can view for a few credits on my AdultWork profile:
When are you available, Cataleen?
I am almost always free daily from midday till 6 p.m. I am happy to meet later than 6 p.m. if you give me enough notice, though I very rarely meet people late at night, unless I know them, for reasons of my own physical security. My phone automatically goes on silent at midnight and comes back on at 9 a.m. the next morning; so if you call me between these times, I won't hear your call. I do this so that I don't have my requisite beauty sleep interrupted. You wouldn't believe how many guys out on the lash call me after midnight... or maybe you would! Please see below a rough guide to my weekly availability: